sonicdork.

Sometimes when I’m walking my mini-dachshund, Hans, I imagine that the neighbors walking towards me are zombies. This creeps the hell out of me and Hans can obviously sense my fear, because he starts to pee faster, and then hauls ass inside.

It’s because of the zombies…. not because my dog is anti-social.

slobass:

Chillin’!

Yep. This how my dog chooses to sleep on most days. I tried it once but it was a bit too stuffy.