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It’s still a shitty joke, Siri.

Mon, 28 May 2012 00:55:29 -0400

It’s still a shitty joke, Siri.

Steve Winwood stormed up to the video director. “We’re going to do this my way....

Sat, 26 May 2012 22:11:54 -0400

Steve Winwood stormed up to the video director. “We’re going to do this my way. I’m going to be a fucking painting.”

Christopher Reeve, your “On Our Own” cameo just makes us miss you more.

Sat, 26 May 2012 18:46:00 -0400

Christopher Reeve, your “On Our Own” cameo just makes us miss you more.

Any time I hear Jann Arden’s alternate DVD/Non-US theme...

Sat, 26 May 2012 15:24:13 -0400

Any time I hear Jann Arden’s alternate DVD/Non-US theme song to Dawson’s Creek, I pour a 40 on the ground for Paula Cole.

Once got in a phone fight w/ Matchbox 20’s manager. They were playing our college & I...

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:24:17 -0400

Once got in a phone fight w/ Matchbox 20’s manager. They were playing our college & I dedicated my college radio show to giving them shit.

This is how I feel when I wonder if I should read Goosebumps.

Sat, 26 May 2012 00:20:48 -0400

This is how I feel when I wonder if I should read Goosebumps.

I should have a reservation tonight. The name it will be under is Lange. Robert John...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:29:51 -0400

I should have a reservation tonight. The name it will be under is Lange. Robert John “Mutt” Lange.

I’m just going to guess it was Jarvis.

Mon, 21 May 2012 10:26:59 -0400

I’m just going to guess it was Jarvis.

If Myspace sold stock, each share would come with a personal note from Tom. “Dude, you saved...

Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:48 -0400

If Myspace sold stock, each share would come with a personal note from Tom.

“Dude, you saved us. We were ready to do some dark shit.”

A sincere farewell to one of my favorite voices, Robin Gibb. The...

Mon, 21 May 2012 08:59:08 -0400

A sincere farewell to one of my favorite voices, Robin Gibb. The Bee Gees were so brilliant and so many people are missing out since they won’t look before their Disco output. So many fantastic songs. We’ll miss you, Robin.

This is what cameras were made for. Capturing PERFECT FUCKING...

Mon, 21 May 2012 08:50:02 -0400

This is what cameras were made for. Capturing PERFECT FUCKING MOMENTS LIKE THIS.

In the future, we will all look like this.

Thu, 17 May 2012 15:21:45 -0400

In the future, we will all look like this.

This is Ridley Scott laughing.

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:19:57 -0400

This is Ridley Scott laughing.

I’m pretty sure Man Town just smells like...

Wed, 16 May 2012 14:27:05 -0400

I’m pretty sure Man Town just smells like BRUT.

drinkyourjuice:

Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now.

Carrying Mountain Dew through Gotham City all day & night, always depresses Batman.

Wed, 16 May 2012 13:17:53 -0400

Carrying Mountain Dew through Gotham City all day & night, always depresses Batman.

Schools won’t allow Metallica’s Robert Trujillo to teach their kids how to do his crab...

Wed, 16 May 2012 12:44:04 -0400

Schools won’t allow Metallica’s Robert Trujillo to teach their kids how to do his crab walk. “No place for it in education.”

Did Netflix lose the first disc of Quantum Leap: Season One...

Tue, 15 May 2012 22:21:13 -0400

Did Netflix lose the first disc of Quantum Leap: Season One before they could rip it?

“Mr. Perlman? Buddy? Take off the Beast costume. You put it on every night, Ron. It’s...

Tue, 15 May 2012 21:41:05 -0400

“Mr. Perlman? Buddy? Take off the Beast costume. You put it on every night, Ron. It’s depressing.”

Changed my mind. When my coffin is being lowered into the grave,...

Tue, 15 May 2012 10:57:54 -0400

Changed my mind. When my coffin is being lowered into the grave, & everyone is crying their asses off, I want Pebbles “Girlfriend” blasting.

If there was ever a photo I didn’t trust, this is it. Mike Love, John Stamos, & Shaun...

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:11:48 -0400

If there was ever a photo I didn’t trust, this is it. Mike Love, John Stamos, & Shaun White.