Comedian. Indie musician. Music nerd. A triumvirate all in one man.Tumblr (3.0; @sonicdork)http://www.sonicdork.com/<p>Ever wondered what my mouse pad looks like? WONDER NO MORE! </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzavxxfD1Z1qz4gpp.png"/></p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17512618079http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17512618079Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:03:45 -0500seriously it's cats<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9023YBx41qao0hao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love that Axl at least lets the dolphin wear one of his worn out tour flannels.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakefogelnest.com/post/17451328931" target="_blank">jakefogelnest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Is this #SeaMetal? </p> </blockquote>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17451390084http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17451390084Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:53:36 -0500<p>My indie improv team, Admiral Goodbar, shall be performing tonight at Triple Crown on 8th Avenue (NYC) at 9:30pm TONIGHT! Come on out!!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz8v9rv7Hg1qz4gpp.jpg"/></p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17441285307http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17441285307Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:54:31 -0500admiral goodbarimprovlaughteralright<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-79yAObJCgQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thank you, Internet.</p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17409925675http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17409925675Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:47:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz7p0v41UL1qz4gppo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Found something truly life changing on Pinterest. Get this. It’s a picture of a perfectly organized shelf. Wow!<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1jMDkwMGFiMzYwZGI3ZjQz" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17409637417http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17409637417Fri, 10 Feb 2012 23:41:19 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eyF8__fR8PQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I must have been in a cave in November. I don’t recall Pat Robertson asking about which race enjoys Mac & Cheese the most.</p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17407093977http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17407093977Fri, 10 Feb 2012 22:51:25 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz74pubNkY1qzico9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The US gets animal pals. The rest of the world? This grumpy gus.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mytickettofameandfortune.com/post/17386305005/us-time-magazine-gets-me-and-i-appreciate-this" target="_blank">mytickettofameandfortune</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>US TIME Magazine gets me, and I appreciate this very much.</p> </blockquote>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17387699178http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17387699178Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:49:01 -0500<p><span><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6yenz85D1qz4gpp.jpg"/></span></p> <p><span><span>From now on I will only use the Gas Face when discussing important projects.</span></span></p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17380484923http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17380484923Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:06:59 -0500gas face3rd bassseriously this is how i do business<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz51ipMMpW1qz4gpp.png"/></p> <p>I see they’ve gone dark with Home Alone 5. I hope Buzz is able to find Kevin in the alley by his uncle’s house… before the Sticky Bandits do. (pic from E! the source of all things pure)</p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17325287052http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17325287052Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:19:00 -0500kevin!home alone<a href="http://joshpatten.tumblr.com/post/17269090340/during-what-movie-did-alanis-morissette-go-down-on-dave">Josh Patten: During What Movie Did Alanis Morissette Go Down On Dave Coulier?: A Crackpot Investigates</a>: <p>Brilliant analysis from @thejoshpatten.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joshpatten.tumblr.com/post/17269090340/during-what-movie-did-alanis-morissette-go-down-on-dave" target="_blank">joshpatten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Alanis Morissette’s 1995 hit “You Oughta Know” famously describes her previous relationship with Dave Coulier. While Alanis remains tight-lipped on the subject, Uncle Joey <a href="http://articles.nydailynews.com/2008-08-14/gossip/17903943_1_alanis-morissette-oughta-full-house" target="_blank">has confirmed</a> this urban legend to be fact, which makes this line tremendously gross:</p> <p><em>I want you to know, that I’m happy…</em></p> </blockquote>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17269489241http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17269489241Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:32:58 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz09n8qRko1qkzr9fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Because you can’t turn away from watching a chariot accident.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amen-madonna.tumblr.com/post/17195375981/this-is-unreal-bow-down" target="_blank">amen-madonna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is unreal! Bow down!!!</p> </blockquote>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17197213397http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17197213397Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:05:32 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KtOToiIDNRA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Two things I love. J. Tillman & Aubrey Plaza. Can’t go wrong.</p> <p>Father John Misty - Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings </p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17194990721http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17194990721Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:18:16 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzmaxBuRf1qz4gppo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If a Kardashian was in the cast, E! would know all of the real Avengers names. Bullseye?</p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17164892606http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17164892606Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:01:45 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kbvOwuqfkwI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I still say this is better than the Ullman version. </p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17116291209http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17116291209Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:59:43 -0500<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxugmD5HO1qz4gpp.png"/></p> <p>Yeah, my #SuperBowl pregame playlist only has Don Henley’s “The Heart Of The Matter” on it. So what? </p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17112674883http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17112674883Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:03:05 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypy1uc3ns1qlmze0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17043470982http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17043470982Sat, 04 Feb 2012 14:13:50 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvq2f3W9N1qz4gppo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have spoken of this on Twitter… and man, I keep kicking myself for not purchasing one at Cracker Barrel in Harrisonburg, VA. It was even on clearance! They were all over ebay in December and now they are gone. VANISHED. It’s as if Alan Jackson wanted them all for himself. Selfish bastard.</p> <p>If you happen to see one, please let me know! Think of the conversation piece this would be! </p> <p>“Thanks for inviting me to the party, Jason. Say, is that an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket?”</p> <p>Why yes it is! I win! Popularity here I come!</p> <p>Also, I’m not sure anything can keep a person warmer than an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket. The mustache warmth alone….</p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17037980768http://www.sonicdork.com/post/17037980768Sat, 04 Feb 2012 12:32:39 -0500alan jackson throw blanketalan jackson<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyudtyBmVu1qz4gppo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If any wiseass decides to play “Move This” by Technotronic at my funeral, I WILL HAUNT YOU ALL.<br/><br/><a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi1iY2VhMmM3M2M2NGZjNWE3" target="_blank">Via someecards</a></p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16999832343http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16999832343Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:10:46 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZsVRth0Yg1Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Madonna’s “Give Me All Your Luvin’” is everything I hoped it would be. </p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16981367007http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16981367007Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:50:34 -0500<p><img height="240" src="http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4081/4897213416_e8f15bf295_z.jpg" width="320"/></p> <p>“No one has truly seen Jar Jar Binks, until they have seen him in 3D. This is my greatest artistic vision.” George Lucas</p>http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16929695514http://www.sonicdork.com/post/16929695514Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:17:58 -0500george lucasjar jar binksstar wars 3d