Oh! Hagar!
Sammy Hagar. Abducted by aliens. Of all of the brilliant assholes the aliens could have chosen to “wirelessly” connect to, they chose fucking Sammy Hagar. Yep. These are obviously my kind of aliens.
Stephen Hawking?
“Fuck him. He sounds like a Speak N’ Spell. We want to talk to the man behind ‘I Can’t Drive 55’ & ‘Mas Tequila’ which are obviously the finest musical examples you humans have created….especially the latter.”
This kind of news just goes to show that I can’t get to reading Red fast enough. I’m almost through Keef’s brilliant, Life. Can the Red Rocker top another one of my favorite rock auto-biographies, written by the other asshole from Van Halen, David Lee Roth? We shall see.
