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[From CNN]

A Los Angeles teenager declared JIHAD on Hannah Montana, planning to crash an airliner into her concert in Louisiana…. he had flight plans…schedules….but not a schedule that mentioned that Miley wouldn’t be there until Friday. Kristen notes: “It’s very, very stupid. That’s obviously someone who was 9-10 years old during 9/11 and doesn’t understand its immensity.”

Why would someone want to kill sweet, sweet Miley Cyrus? Her dad is Billy Ray Fucking Cyrus. His mullet from the 90’s alone, would save her.

Comment   01.25.08