Congratulations liver, you are my bodies employee of the month
no matter how many times i try to pretend it’s going to not turn out poorly, going out directly after work and drinking heavily with no dinner is a bad bad bad idea.
also no good when the friend in the band you just saw runs into you at the bar as you are trying to calculate a tip and goes “whoa you are drunk”.
sigh. this a blanket apology to anyone i talked to last night.
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I just can’t drink anymore. Just can’t do it. Makes me too sick to my stomach….making either my stomach or my colon my “sonicdork’s body - employee of the month”…. I’m rooting for the colon.
