oh, and fuck garth brooks.
According to Rolling Stone, Garth Brooks has dethroned the KING, Elvis Presley, to become the top selling solo act in history. How does it feel dethroning a dead man, Garth? Feel like a big man now? Does that make you want to stand out in the middle of some Midwest field….. fucking lightning bolts crashing all around you……. yet you’re calm and composed….singing about another fucking rodeo into your fancy headset mic???
Oh…and Garth….can you tell us where we can find Chris Gaines? I’d like to get some advice on how to grow a proper soul patch.
