sonicdork.

Comedian. Indie musician. Music nerd. A triumvirate all in one man.

Spider Man…. i’ve been thinking about this all day.

As of right now… here’s how they rank.

1) Spider Man 2

2) Spider Man

3) Spider Man 3: Electric Boogaloo

Peter Parker dancing in the street, spinning around and pointing at the fine ass ladies…well…. it just gave me douche chills. The effects? Amazing. I can’t wait to see this on IMAX. I might enjoy the lack of plot a little more then. In fact, pornos sometimes have more of a story.

Topher Grace is not Venom. I’m sorry. I always imagined that Venom would have a menacing voice, not Eric Forman’s.

The douche chills returned again when Harry and MJ are dancing in the kitchen to…. “The Twist”??? The fucking TWIST?!?!?! Does someone at Sony owe Chubby Checker some money?

Mary Jane Watson. What a waste in this movie. There was so much to build on….. instead, she’s rarely in the pic.

I read a story on MTV News on how Peter Parker looked a bit like Jared Leto from 30 Seconds To Bullshit……and…he…did……and….I….vomited…a…little….in…my…mouth.

Kristen thought she looked plain…..but in my opinion, the real saving grace of this film….GWEN STACY

Comment   05.08.07