wedding. pt. one.
Back from Williamsburg, Norfolk, Virginia Beach….etc… It was soooo good seeing everyone. It was grand seeing ineedahelmet. I wish we could hang out more often.
And PR….. what can I say? Who needs shoes??!? Why can’t a man drink a Sparks and randomly yell out batshit nonsense during a wedding ceremony?!?! Isn’t it custom to yell during the wedding toasts? If I threaten you with a knife…won’t you sing Minnie The Moocher? Ah c’mon. Where’s your sense of humor?!?! The knife joke was ALWAYS funny in jail! Oooh… look…. a table to sleep under……. PR. We love ya. Please get some help.
Kristen had the grand idea of putting together a basket for Steve and Emily to find when they got back to their hotel room. We spent most of the time before the wedding putting it together…. candles, cookies, muffins, fake rose pedals, a romantic novel called “Her Outlaw”, The Best Of Teddy Pendergrass on compact disc (now that’s FUCK music…”as sung by the original artist or original members of his band”…gotta love the Wal Mart CD bargain bin), some lube sprays (“warming” and “tingling”…Steve’s cousin Sam said that using both would make it feel like a sunburn…and I say…a SEXED up sunburn!), a bottle of Williamsburg Winery wine, etc.
It was a great wedding and I’m glad I was a part of it. I’ll write more about the other parts of the vacation soon. It was an amazing trip. Who wants to learn about timeshares?
pic stolen from lisa
