Brilliant analysis from @thejoshpatten.
Alanis Morissette’s 1995 hit “You Oughta Know” famously describes her previous relationship with Dave Coulier. While Alanis remains tight-lipped on the subject, Uncle Joey has confirmed this urban legend to be fact, which makes this line tremendously gross:
I want you to know, that I’m happy…
Because you can’t turn away from watching a chariot accident.
This is unreal! Bow down!!!
(via htuom)
Two things I love. J. Tillman & Aubrey Plaza. Can’t go wrong.
Father John Misty - Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings
Yeah, my #SuperBowl pregame playlist only has Don Henley’s “The Heart Of The Matter” on it. So what?
I have spoken of this on Twitter… and man, I keep kicking myself for not purchasing one at Cracker Barrel in Harrisonburg, VA. It was even on clearance! They were all over ebay in December and now they are gone. VANISHED. It’s as if Alan Jackson wanted them all for himself. Selfish bastard.
If you happen to see one, please let me know! Think of the conversation piece this would be!
“Thanks for inviting me to the party, Jason. Say, is that an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket?”
Why yes it is! I win! Popularity here I come!
Also, I’m not sure anything can keep a person warmer than an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket. The mustache warmth alone….
If any wiseass decides to play “Move This” by Technotronic at my funeral, I WILL HAUNT YOU ALL.
Via someecards
“No one has truly seen Jar Jar Binks, until they have seen him in 3D. This is my greatest artistic vision.” George Lucas
