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I have spoken of this on Twitter… and man, I keep kicking myself for not purchasing one at Cracker Barrel in Harrisonburg, VA. It was even on clearance! They were all over ebay in December and now they are gone. VANISHED. It’s as if Alan Jackson wanted them all for himself. Selfish bastard.
If you happen to see one, please let me know! Think of the conversation piece this would be!
“Thanks for inviting me to the party, Jason. Say, is that an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket?”
Why yes it is! I win! Popularity here I come!
Also, I’m not sure anything can keep a person warmer than an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket. The mustache warmth alone….
If any wiseass decides to play “Move This” by Technotronic at my funeral, I WILL HAUNT YOU ALL.
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“No one has truly seen Jar Jar Binks, until they have seen him in 3D. This is my greatest artistic vision.” George Lucas
Well, DC did it. They announced Before Watchmen this morning. This just reeks of bad, bad, bad idea. With no involvement from Alan Moore, these are stories that just shouldn’t be told. [Pic from CBR]

If Madonna doesn’t play “Borderline” or “Holiday” at the Super Bowl, I’m taking you back to the kennel, Lourdes.
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If Madonna doesn’t perform this now, she just doesn’t get it anymore.
Madonna’s Super Bowl Song Leaked.
Even I, Nostradamus, couldn’t see that they would make a mockery of Ferris Bueller in 2012.
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