sonicdork.

Comedian. Indie musician. Music nerd. A triumvirate all in one man.
Comment   makesdoorwaylookhaunted   149 02.04.12
I have spoken of this on Twitter… and man, I keep kicking myself for not purchasing one at Cracker Barrel in Harrisonburg, VA. It was even on clearance! They were all over ebay in December and now they are gone. VANISHED. It’s as if Alan Jackson wanted them all for himself. Selfish bastard.
If you happen to see one, please let me know! Think of the conversation piece this would be! 
“Thanks for inviting me to the party, Jason. Say, is that an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket?”
Why yes it is! I win! Popularity here I come!
Also, I’m not sure anything can keep a person warmer than an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket. The mustache warmth alone….

I have spoken of this on Twitter… and man, I keep kicking myself for not purchasing one at Cracker Barrel in Harrisonburg, VA. It was even on clearance! They were all over ebay in December and now they are gone. VANISHED. It’s as if Alan Jackson wanted them all for himself. Selfish bastard.

If you happen to see one, please let me know! Think of the conversation piece this would be! 

“Thanks for inviting me to the party, Jason. Say, is that an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket?”

Why yes it is! I win! Popularity here I come!

Also, I’m not sure anything can keep a person warmer than an Alan Jackson Throw Blanket. The mustache warmth alone….

Comment   3 02.04.12
If any wiseass decides to play “Move This” by Technotronic at my funeral, I WILL HAUNT YOU ALL.Via someecards

If any wiseass decides to play “Move This” by Technotronic at my funeral, I WILL HAUNT YOU ALL.

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Comment   someecards.com   1 02.03.12

Madonna’s “Give Me All Your Luvin’” is everything I hoped it would be. 

Comment   02.03.12

“No one has truly seen Jar Jar Binks, until they have seen him in 3D. This is my greatest artistic vision.” George Lucas

Comment   3 02.02.12

Thankfully, this VO artist reminds me why I hated The Phantom Menace in the 1st place.

Comment   1 02.02.12

Mitt Romney getting glitterbombed twice is a gift sent directly from God. 

Comment   6 02.01.12

Netflix has new episodes of Frasier?!? How did they get Peri Gilpin back?!

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Comment   3 02.01.12

Get your prog on, nerds.

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Comment   4 02.01.12

Before Watchmen??

Well, DC did it. They announced Before Watchmen this morning. This just reeks of bad, bad, bad idea. With no involvement from Alan Moore, these are stories that just shouldn’t be told.  [Pic from CBR]

Comment   2 02.01.12
If Madonna doesn’t play “Borderline” or “Holiday” at the Super Bowl, I’m taking you back to the kennel, Lourdes.Via someecards

If Madonna doesn’t play “Borderline” or “Holiday” at the Super Bowl, I’m taking you back to the kennel, Lourdes.

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Comment   someecards.com   1 01.30.12
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If Madonna doesn’t perform this now, she just doesn’t get it anymore.

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Madonna’s Super Bowl Song Leaked. 

Comment   timheidecker   1047 01.30.12

Dude, you can join Stryper anytime you want. (Thanks to @captainsdead for the heads up)

Comment   01.30.12

If you can get Peter Weller to do your robocalls, I’ll vote for you.

Comment   01.30.12
Even I, Nostradamus, couldn’t see that they would make a mockery of Ferris Bueller in 2012.Via someecards

Even I, Nostradamus, couldn’t see that they would make a mockery of Ferris Bueller in 2012.

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Comment   someecards.com   01.30.12