sonicdork.

Comedian. Indie musician. Music nerd. A triumvirate all in one man.

Before Watchmen??

Well, DC did it. They announced Before Watchmen this morning. This just reeks of bad, bad, bad idea. With no involvement from Alan Moore, these are stories that just shouldn’t be told.  [Pic from CBR]

Comment   2 02.01.12
If Madonna doesn’t play “Borderline” or “Holiday” at the Super Bowl, I’m taking you back to the kennel, Lourdes.Via someecards

If Madonna doesn’t play “Borderline” or “Holiday” at the Super Bowl, I’m taking you back to the kennel, Lourdes.

Via someecards

Comment   someecards.com   1 01.30.12
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If Madonna doesn’t perform this now, she just doesn’t get it anymore.

timheidecker:

Madonna’s Super Bowl Song Leaked. 

Comment   timheidecker   1104 01.30.12

Dude, you can join Stryper anytime you want. (Thanks to @captainsdead for the heads up)

Comment   01.30.12

If you can get Peter Weller to do your robocalls, I’ll vote for you.

Comment   01.30.12
Even I, Nostradamus, couldn’t see that they would make a mockery of Ferris Bueller in 2012.Via someecards

Even I, Nostradamus, couldn’t see that they would make a mockery of Ferris Bueller in 2012.

Via someecards

Comment   someecards.com   01.30.12

Happy Birthday, Phil Collins. I’m going to plug in some electric drums and play them in a limo pool in your honor.

Comment   01.30.12
I’m a polar bear, and even I know that Newt Gingrich is full of shit.Via someecards

I’m a polar bear, and even I know that Newt Gingrich is full of shit.

Via someecards

Comment   someecards.com   3 01.28.12

When I win the lottery, my first purchase will be my own Gravitron. I will conduct all of my business from there.

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Comment   5 01.26.12

Well, this Halen is definitely better than Tattoo. 

Comment   1 01.25.12
I love three things - KISS, Nickelback, and my Chevette.

I love three things - KISS, Nickelback, and my Chevette.

Comment   3 01.24.12
I only trust Michael McDonald with breaking weather news. His Smooth Doppler is unrivaled. 

I only trust Michael McDonald with breaking weather news. His Smooth Doppler is unrivaled. 

Comment   4 01.23.12
Everyone needs this Newt bumper sticker. TODAY! Get it here. (Thanks to @millerunc for the heads up)

Everyone needs this Newt bumper sticker. TODAY! Get it here. (Thanks to @millerunc for the heads up)

Comment   1 01.23.12

This video answers the question - “How much cocaine was around in 1988?” 

Comment   youtube.com   226 01.18.12

Fucking. Wonderful.

kellyoxford:

I’ve seen a few videos using this scene, but this one by @duncantrussell is by far the best use of it. FUCK SXSW. Hilarious.


“South By Southwest is one of the largest festivals in the world. They make a small fortune off of ticket sales, advertising, and various fees, but somehow feel OK asking comedians to perform for free AND pay for their own airfare and lodging.”

(via annetdonahue)

Comment   kellyoxford   179 01.13.12