Before Watchmen??
Well, DC did it. They announced Before Watchmen this morning. This just reeks of bad, bad, bad idea. With no involvement from Alan Moore, these are stories that just shouldn’t be told. [Pic from CBR]

Well, DC did it. They announced Before Watchmen this morning. This just reeks of bad, bad, bad idea. With no involvement from Alan Moore, these are stories that just shouldn’t be told. [Pic from CBR]

If Madonna doesn’t play “Borderline” or “Holiday” at the Super Bowl, I’m taking you back to the kennel, Lourdes.
Via someecards
If Madonna doesn’t perform this now, she just doesn’t get it anymore.
Madonna’s Super Bowl Song Leaked.
Even I, Nostradamus, couldn’t see that they would make a mockery of Ferris Bueller in 2012.
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Happy Birthday, Phil Collins. I’m going to plug in some electric drums and play them in a limo pool in your honor.


When I win the lottery, my first purchase will be my own Gravitron. I will conduct all of my business from there.
Everyone needs this Newt bumper sticker. TODAY! Get it here. (Thanks to @millerunc for the heads up)
Fucking. Wonderful.
I’ve seen a few videos using this scene, but this one by @duncantrussell is by far the best use of it. FUCK SXSW. Hilarious.
“South By Southwest is one of the largest festivals in the world. They make a small fortune off of ticket sales, advertising, and various fees, but somehow feel OK asking comedians to perform for free AND pay for their own airfare and lodging.”
(via annetdonahue)