I wish Christopher Lloyd still looked like this.
Why yes, I truly believe that I’m the new manager of this Denny’s.

Fantastic in every single way. “Chapter One. Mike was giving me the stink eye again.”
Of course I made a Gary The Squirrel gif! It’s the #TomThon! Pledge now at wfmu.org
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My friends bass that I borrowed looks like it belongs to either Living Colour or Ke$ha.
Happy President’s Day, President William Howard “Big Bill” Taft. Enjoy! Celebrate! Grow a bitching mustache. Have your own cow because milk’s awesome.

If this is the script for Young Guns III, I’m really disappointed.
(Source: globochem)
Your present is a smirk.
Obviously watching Breaking Dawn. I love motion pictures with Lifetime movie production values.
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People that had jobs at ESPN today, won’t have jobs tomorrow. Or so I hope.
This is both disgusting and disturbing. No real words can describe how low of a person it takes to write that headline.
via @mdotbrown
EDIT: Everyone contact ESPN and demand that whoever wrote this and every single person that laid eyes on it and said nothing about it be reprimanded.
That’s just awful.
My perhaps naive reaction is that it is a genuine mistake, and maybe an optimistic sign that someone writing headlines wouldn’t have realized it because they don’t have the word “chink” as a perjorative in their head. So maybe that word, as a racial slur, is vanishing — and this is just a humorous and ironic piece of evidence of how it’s going away. An ignorant wordsmith, but not an insensitive person.
Wow. I hope that was an honest mistake. With all of the odd Lin graphics lately, part of me thinks it wasn’t. Wow.
As hard as you try, you’re never gonna look as good as Robert John “Mutt” Lange.

Dear Aunt I Don’t Really Claim Is Part Of The Family: You’re really not winning me over by sending 53 Bingo Blitz requests in one day.
