February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Anyone have a party pony for these guys?
Feb 27th
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So my YouTube video ends, and something’s a little frightening here.
Feb 27th
Oh I like Obama! And Ben Folds too! Lemme sell one of these silly kidneys of mine and I’m onboard! 
Feb 27th
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Get in my lap, Mrs. Reagan. Let’s hide from Christmas.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Does this turn you on?
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Well, I just happen to have an extra $105,560 sitting around. LET’S SEE KRAFTWERK!
Feb 24th
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Why yes, I truly believe that I’m the new manager of this Denny’s.
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Happy President’s Day, President William Howard “Big Bill” Taft. Enjoy! Celebrate! Grow a bitching mustache. Have your own cow because milk’s awesome.
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Feb 18th
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As hard as you try, you’re never gonna look as good as Robert John “Mutt” Lange.
Feb 18th
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Dear Aunt I Don’t Really Claim Is Part Of The Family: You’re really not winning me over by sending 53 Bingo Blitz requests in one day.
Feb 18th
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Everyone is posting that old Joshua Bell social experiment story from 2007 today. Which is okay, since I really didn’t pay attention to it in 2007. On Facebook there are comments such as “guess you should stop and smell the roses” and “stop and hear the music” because you never know who might be performing in front of you…. Ugh. Hate that shit. With that...
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
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If you want an authority on the passing of Whitney Houston, you go to Jermaine Jackson. 
Feb 13th
Obviously, if you have any questions on these subjects, come to me. 
Feb 13th
I was touched by Adam Levine’s tweet about Whitney Houston. Then it seems he forgot about Whitney & turned his focus to the Terminator.
Feb 12th
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Ever wondered what my mouse pad looks like? WONDER NO MORE! 
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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My indie improv team, Admiral Goodbar, shall be performing tonight at Triple Crown on 8th Avenue (NYC) at 9:30pm TONIGHT! Come on out!!
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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From now on I will only use the Gas Face when discussing important projects.
Feb 10th
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I see they’ve gone dark with Home Alone 5. I hope Buzz is able to find Kevin in the alley by his uncle’s house… before the Sticky Bandits do. (pic from E! the source of all things pure)
Feb 9th
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Josh Patten: During What Movie Did Alanis... →
Brilliant analysis from @thejoshpatten. joshpatten: Alanis Morissette’s 1995 hit “You Oughta Know” famously describes her previous relationship with Dave Coulier. While Alanis remains tight-lipped on the subject, Uncle Joey has confirmed this urban legend to be fact, which makes this line tremendously gross: I want you to know, that I’m happy…
Feb 8th
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Feb 5th
Yeah, my #SuperBowl pregame playlist only has Don Henley’s “The Heart Of The Matter” on it. So what? 
Feb 5th
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