March 2011
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Oh! Hagar!
Sammy Hagar. Abducted by aliens. Of all of the brilliant assholes the aliens could have chosen to “wirelessly” connect to, they chose fucking Sammy Hagar. Yep. These are obviously my kind of aliens.
Stephen Hawking?
“Fuck him. He sounds like a Speak N’ Spell. We want to talk to the man behind ‘I Can’t Drive 55’ & ‘Mas Tequila’ which are...
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gene and roland.
I’ve always thought that Roland Orzabal from Tears For Fears and Gene Ween look really similar. It’s becoming more true as they age. Of course, Gene has a little more chunk going for him and that is much more respectable. His crowd is different than Roland’s.
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Godspeed Phil Collins.
Phil Collins has retired. To add extra sadness to this story, he says that no one will miss him. Completely untrue. I will miss you Phil Collins.
I understand it’s for health related reasons that will keep you from playing drums…. which breaks my heart since I was still holding that PROGNERD dream that the Peter Gabriel Genesis would finally reunite before the world ends in 2012.
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