May 2007
48 posts
new orleans part one.
sonicdork is currently typing from the French Quarter in New Orleans. Kristen and I drove down here to celebrate her birthday… and it’s amazing. We got upgraded to the Executive Level (another reason to join the Priority Club…no shit) and I’m drinking FREE Abita Beer…..some of the finest in the world. I’ll post more throughout the weekend. Happy Birthday...
May 31st
yoko. eats. dog. →
According to TMZ.com, the best way for Yoko to help protest the monarchy….is to eat part of a Corgi.   Wow. She really does like art, doesn’t she. 
May 30th
an inconvenient truth
So you’ve appeared in…. Law And Order (assorted). Evel Knievel (made for TV). The Hunt For Red October. In The Line Of Fire. Curly Sue! Die Hard 2! You played an arms dealer in White Sands. You were on TWO episodes of Matlock (now there’s a tour of duty…). You’ve played the President many times… Great qualifications. Well shit, would you like to BE the...
May 30th
microsoft hearts tastee freeze
This is the new Microsoft Surface computer that was unveiled today. Doesn’t it remind you of the Ms. Pac Man game where you could sit, eat, and play at Tastee Freeze? Spill your crinkle fries and coke while helping Ms. Pac Man fuck up some ghosts….. I’m guessing that was Microsoft’s inspiration.
May 30th
soooooo.....
 …..my vagina is growing larger. I’ll admit this here. Kristen has gotten me hooked on Sex In The City. We’re almost finished with the series. The only thing that will shrink my new found vagina is the fact that I’m going to force Kristen to watch The Sopranos when we’re done. Fair is fucking fair…especially when your husband has grown female genitalia.
May 29th
great.
Not only do I have to be fucking afraid of sharks in the water….. now I have to fear this as well….   Luckily, I don’t (can’t) swim very much. 
May 29th
happy 30th star wars.
And what better way to celebrate than with a bunch of Slave Leia’s….. (as found on boingboing) G4’s Olivia Munn.
May 29th
kristen's job.
me: hey babe, what are you doing?
kristen: working.
me: ahh. what are you working on?
kristen: i'm researching assplay.
May 24th
now playing
May 24th
wegc memories.
If you wanted to make all of the GC dogs shit simultaneously…..you lit this Bananas Foster candle. ….shit……everywhere. It never failed. Jason eventually hid the candle from me. 
May 24th
no macca on american idol
No Macca…. but TONS of lackluster Beatle covers. And when did Kelly Clarkson get so angry? We actually watched the American Idol finale last night and I officially want my two hours back. I got excited when Blake and Jordan sang “I Saw Her Standing There” at the beginning (not for the quality though) because that gave me hope that Macca might make an appearance. Last years...
May 24th
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May 24th
there is so much smoke....
….in the city of Atlanta now…..you’d think that General Sherman was back. 
May 22nd
May 22nd
dirty british girl: amy winehouse
Here’s the confusing thing. I remember getting e-mails a couple of years ago, when I was still strapped to the ass of radio, about a new jazzy British artist named Amy Winehouse. She had just released a new album called “Frank” (how Squeeze of her). She seemed clean cut…a tad bit generic….hell, I even though she was kind of cute. I gave her a listen and it just...
May 21st
May 21st
the random chronicles of sonicdork: "red red wine"
Growing up in Southwest Virginia, there was never really that much to do. The area is growing quite a bit now. Hell, they have a stadium theater now. Fancy, fancy. We had the crappy mall theaters, the theatre across the bridge, or the Radford Theatre… where STEREO is still cutting edge….ahh but it has charm….root beer…and Old Bonefinger. Back in the 80’s in the NRV,...
May 21st
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May 18th
knocked up....
…..is hilarious! Saw a screening with Kristen last night and we loved it. Every bit as good as “The 40 Year Old Virgin”…and chances are very good that I laughed more at this film. I’ll see it again. In theaters on June 1st. Katherine Heigl makes me feel funny….. so does Paul Rudd. 
May 18th
douche chill hit #1: god bless the usa
I love talk radio. I loved hosting talk radio when I had the chance, and I enjoy listening to it whenever I get the chance. I’ve been listening for 680 The Fan quite a bit and Clark Howard on WSB. After Clark, Sean Hannity comes on WSB. Being a hardcore liberal, I’ll listen to him for a laugh… and man… does he bring the laughs. Yesterday he was talking about the amazing...
May 18th
Falwell dies at age 73 - CNN.com →
from ineedahelmet  “Now if Pat Robertson would just keel over, VA might lose it’s standing as your number one destination for spotting crazy evangelists in their natural habitat.” Robertson actually died in 2001….then they found that they could rebuild him….they had the technology…a robot for Christ…better! stronger! faster!   
May 15th
May 15th
elvis is still king.
In FINE form tonight on the webcast… screaming “bring the boys home, bring the boys home” at the end of “(What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding”. “All you people at home…I know you’re anxious to get back to looking at porn..” “The River In Reverse” has to be one of the best Elvis tunes in years….not...
May 15th
pumpkins in asheville?
So apparently the new Pumpkins are going to be doing multiple nights this summer in San Francisco and……ASHEVILLE, NC?!?!! What the hell? They’ll be playing at The Orange Peel (one of my favorite clubs in one of my favorite towns) on June 23-24, 26-27, 29-30 and July 2-3 and 5. Huh? Two Corgan related posts in one day? That’s frightening!! 
May 14th
i heart jenny lewis. i heart rilo kiley.
Just like any good indie boy should. According to NME, the new Rilo Kiley album is called “Under The Blacklight” and it will be in stores on August 20th. Indeed.
May 14th
May 14th
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slooooooan.
Touring bands typically hit up both Atlanta and Athens, or sometimes just Atlanta over Athens…..or there are the cases when a band just wants to rock Athens. In those cases I have to make the trek up 316 to see the rock. I might just do that tomorrow night. Sloan. 40Watt. $12. Can’t beat that. Plus, they’re one of the best live bands I have EVER seen.
May 14th
isn't it a pity.
NBC releases their 2007 Fall Schedule…. and Studio 60 is nowhere to be found. This seriously pisses me off. It was such a smart show. Sure, they may have lost something near the end, but how could they sustain greatness when their demise was always imminent? But good news!!!! Friday Night Lights got a second season and they’ve been moved to….ahem…friday…night.....
May 14th
elvis costello. webcast. tonight.
Elvis Costello & The Impostors (aka the Attractions - Bruce Thomas) are playing a live concert from the Ed Sullivan Theater tonight at 8:25pm. You can get it all live tonight on CBS.COM. I’m guessing that they’re taping their May 18th appearance tonight as well? ineedahelmet, if you ever needed an excuse to get your ass over to see Letterman…..well, tonight’s the...
May 14th
May 13th
six flags bust.
It rained like hell last night, so most of the rides were shut down at Six Flags. Not to worry…..I didn’t see that scary bald fucker AND they hooked us up with bounceback tickets. The only downside to that is that we’ll have to share the park with normal Georgians… the type that actually PAY to go to Six Flags. I’ll wear my best lightning/eagle head/confederate flag...
May 13th
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now playing.
May 10th
spam.....
…….is just getting fucking weird these days. Here’s a full e-mail that I received in my work account today. ======================================  “Emma got up on the morrow more disposed for comfort than she had gone The symptoms were favourable.—Instead of answering, Harriet turned aw “Indeed, Harriet, it would have been a severe pang to lose you; but it Mr....
May 10th
wedding. part. two.
Not only was it nice to see everyone, it was nice for Kristen and I to get away and actually have a vacation together. We needed it. It was so great that we didn’t want it to end….despite the fact that we desperately missed our little red guy. Thursday: We flew from Hartsfield to Newport News. Hartsfield is massive. Complete with an underground train to take you to your terminal. The...
May 10th
May 10th
rock rumors.
There’s a little rumor floating around that these guys might be getting back together with the original lineup. One off show? More shows? Who knows. I sure as hell miss Superdrag. They have a new rarities album in stores now called Changin’ Tires on the Road to Ruin. It has some of the Bearsville demos, Stealth demos, and live tracks. We’ve waited a long time for this.
May 10th
yoko can't spell →
Old school friend. I drank a lot of glorious Commonwealth wine at her wedding. She’s been with DPW since the early days. Welcome to the world of tumblr.
May 10th
Lollapalooza VS Austin City Limits.
Me thinks we got SCREWED. Well, not for $60 bucks a ticket…. but still.. C’MON! Dylan. Wilco. The Killers. Bjork. The White Stripes. Arcade Fire. Bloc Party. Queens Of The Stone Age. CROWDED HOUSE! Spoon. The Decemberists. Ben Kweller. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. Patterson Hood. THE NATIONAL! Midlake…… all of that…..versus fucking Daft Punk….. sigh. Lollapalooza...
May 10th
Spider Man.... i've been thinking about this all...
As of right now… here’s how they rank. 1) Spider Man 2 2) Spider Man 3) Spider Man 3: Electric Boogaloo Peter Parker dancing in the street, spinning around and pointing at the fine ass ladies…well…. it just gave me douche chills. The effects? Amazing. I can’t wait to see this on IMAX. I might enjoy the lack of plot a little more then. In fact, pornos sometimes have...
May 8th
May 8th
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wedding. pt. one.
Back from Williamsburg, Norfolk, Virginia Beach….etc… It was soooo good seeing everyone. It was grand seeing ineedahelmet. I wish we could hang out more often. And PR….. what can I say? Who needs shoes??!? Why can’t a man drink a Sparks and randomly yell out batshit nonsense during a wedding ceremony?!?! Isn’t it custom to yell during the wedding toasts? If I...
May 8th