May 2012
34 posts
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I’m done seeing movies until Joaquin Phoenix plays Greg Dulli in “Up in It: The Afghan Whigs Story.”
May 30th
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You’re welcome, Michelle Obama.
May 30th
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When Daisy Fuentes takes your tweet, you’re pretty much done for the day. Though I do appreciate her participating in #wolfblitzerisreallyawolf
May 29th
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May 28th
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Steve Winwood stormed up to the video director. “We’re going to do this my way. I’m going to be a fucking painting.”
May 27th
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Christopher Reeve, your “On Our Own” cameo just makes us miss you more.
May 26th
May 26th
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Once got in a phone fight w/ Matchbox 20’s manager. They were playing our college & I dedicated my college radio show to giving them shit.
May 26th
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May 26th
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I should have a reservation tonight. The name it will be under is Lange. Robert John “Mutt” Lange.
May 23rd
May 21st
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If Myspace sold stock, each share would come with a personal note from Tom. “Dude, you saved us. We were ready to do some dark shit.”
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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In the future, we will all look like this. 
May 17th
May 17th
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May 16th
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Carrying Mountain Dew through Gotham City all day & night, always depresses Batman. 
May 16th
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Schools won’t allow Metallica’s Robert Trujillo to teach their kids how to do his crab walk. “No place for it in education.”
May 16th
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May 16th
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“Mr. Perlman? Buddy? Take off the Beast costume. You put it on every night, Ron. It’s depressing.”
May 16th
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May 15th
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If there was ever a photo I didn’t trust, this is it. Mike Love, John Stamos, & Shaun White. 
May 15th
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How is Waylon posting on Facebook?!?!?
May 15th
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May 14th
Happy Big Suit Birthday, David Byrne!
May 14th
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Happy Birthday Zuckerberg. Buy something nice. Maybe some neon pink car seat beads or a hat w/a wig attached to it. Money buys nice things.
May 14th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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April 2012
18 posts
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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“This one. This is the man I would like to eat first when I grow to twenty times my current size!” 
Apr 25th
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4iwzS4Na0&feature=... →
You’re welcome, world.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Maybe it’s just because I’m a tech nerd, but I found this funny. Outdated gadgets?? And….. there’s the Blackberry. 
Apr 24th
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 18th
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Why would @JoseCanseco delete such a brilliant tweet? He just wants to be in your house. Let him in.
Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 9th
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Discover Time Travel. Use it to go back in time and steal Don Mattingly’s mustache. #pinterestbucketlist
Apr 8th
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