sonicdork.

Comedian. Indie musician. Music nerd. A triumvirate all in one man.

I’m done seeing movies until Joaquin Phoenix plays Greg Dulli in “Up in It: The Afghan Whigs Story.”

Comment   2 05.30.12

You’re welcome, Michelle Obama.

Comment   05.30.12

When Daisy Fuentes takes your tweet, you’re pretty much done for the day.

Though I do appreciate her participating in

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Comment   2 05.29.12
It’s still a shitty joke, Siri.

It’s still a shitty joke, Siri.

Comment   2 05.28.12

Steve Winwood stormed up to the video director. “We’re going to do this my way. I’m going to be a fucking painting.”

Comment   1 05.26.12

Christopher Reeve, your “On Our Own” cameo just makes us miss you more.

Comment   05.26.12

Any time I hear Jann Arden’s alternate DVD/Non-US theme song to Dawson’s Creek, I pour a 40 on the ground for Paula Cole.

Comment   1 05.26.12

Once got in a phone fight w/ Matchbox 20’s manager. They were playing our college & I dedicated my college radio show to giving them shit.

Comment   1 05.26.12

This is how I feel when I wonder if I should read Goosebumps.

(via butterfly-catastrophe)

Comment   megobeast   2153 05.26.12

I should have a reservation tonight. The name it will be under is Lange. Robert John “Mutt” Lange.

Comment   05.22.12
I’m just going to guess it was Jarvis.

I’m just going to guess it was Jarvis.

(via juliasegal)

Comment   millercross   22150 05.21.12

If Myspace sold stock, each share would come with a personal note from Tom.

“Dude, you saved us. We were ready to do some dark shit.”

Comment   5 05.21.12

A sincere farewell to one of my favorite voices, Robin Gibb. The Bee Gees were so brilliant and so many people are missing out since they won’t look before their Disco output. So many fantastic songs. We’ll miss you, Robin.

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Comment   3 05.21.12
This is what cameras were made for. Capturing PERFECT FUCKING MOMENTS LIKE THIS.

This is what cameras were made for. Capturing PERFECT FUCKING MOMENTS LIKE THIS.

(via annetdonahue)

Comment   themorallycorruptfayeresnick   136 05.21.12

In the future, we will all look like this. 

Comment   05.17.12