
When I win the lottery, my first purchase will be my own Gravitron. I will conduct all of my business from there.

When I win the lottery, my first purchase will be my own Gravitron. I will conduct all of my business from there.
Everyone needs this Newt bumper sticker. TODAY! Get it here. (Thanks to @millerunc for the heads up)
Fucking. Wonderful.
I’ve seen a few videos using this scene, but this one by @duncantrussell is by far the best use of it. FUCK SXSW. Hilarious.
“South By Southwest is one of the largest festivals in the world. They make a small fortune off of ticket sales, advertising, and various fees, but somehow feel OK asking comedians to perform for free AND pay for their own airfare and lodging.”
(via annetdonahue)
I believe I may have featured Gregory Abbott’s “Shake You Down” before. But does #drofficerock get any better?
Since I’m delirious with ear pain & meds, what better day is there to bring back #drofficerock?! Songs you heard at your Mom’s office growing up. #drofficerock
Love this. Can’t wait for the brutal Bates spinoff.
John Motherf**kn Bates
HAHAHHAA. This is wonderful.
If you don’t think you can change the world in 2012, you’re oh so fucking wrong. Right, Eric Clapton & Babyface?