The children walked off the bus…. and suddenly… IT WAS A DAMN MONSTER AMBUSH!
Star Wars Episode VII: Luke Skywalker’s Jedi Grit Beard
Queen Elizabeth II sits back in her chair. With a smile, she draws a line through “Photobomb A Selfie” on her Royal Bucket List.
Oh man! Just saw Corey Feldman in the subway!
My wife, Kristen Bartlett, wrote an amazing show called The Dead Dads Club about the time in our lives when my Dad died, followed by her Dad’s death four months later. It’s about what we went through & the insane characters we encountered. Sure, sounds morbid - BUT I PROMISE IT IS HILARIOUS. I’m biased as a) I’m in the show & b) my wife wrote it.
We’re up for a second SPANK at UCBNY on Thursday, August 14th at 6pm SHARP. Kristen’s made some amazing changes since the first showing of this show. It would be fantastic if you could make it out.
Here’s the Facebook invite. Here’s the link to get reservations from UCBNY.
I think I’ve out-done the corgi comic in terms of my most elaborate premise. I made this when I was REALLY tired.
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Well, there’s something I don’t remember seeing on the lunar lander.
The day my sister tried to murder me for my sweet faded Spider-Man shirt.
It’s cool! I found your mom’s wifi!
Holy shit, this album’s fantastic.
Put on some Emerson Lake & Palmer in the background, you have yourself an AFTERNOON.
Only if it’s at a Perkins. AND YOU ASSHOLES ARE BUYING!