sonicdork.

Comedian. Indie musician. Music nerd. A triumvirate all in one man.

When I win the lottery, my first purchase will be my own Gravitron. I will conduct all of my business from there.

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Comment   3 01.26.12

Well, this Halen is definitely better than Tattoo. 

Comment   1 01.25.12
I love three things - KISS, Nickelback, and my Chevette.

I love three things - KISS, Nickelback, and my Chevette.

Comment   3 01.24.12
I only trust Michael McDonald with breaking weather news. His Smooth Doppler is unrivaled. 

I only trust Michael McDonald with breaking weather news. His Smooth Doppler is unrivaled. 

Comment   4 01.23.12
Everyone needs this Newt bumper sticker. TODAY! Get it here. (Thanks to @millerunc for the heads up)

Everyone needs this Newt bumper sticker. TODAY! Get it here. (Thanks to @millerunc for the heads up)

Comment   1 01.23.12

This video answers the question - “How much cocaine was around in 1988?” 

Comment   youtube.com   197 01.18.12

Fucking. Wonderful.

kellyoxford:

I’ve seen a few videos using this scene, but this one by @duncantrussell is by far the best use of it. FUCK SXSW. Hilarious.


“South By Southwest is one of the largest festivals in the world. They make a small fortune off of ticket sales, advertising, and various fees, but somehow feel OK asking comedians to perform for free AND pay for their own airfare and lodging.”

(via annetdonahue)

Comment   kellyoxford   173 01.13.12

I believe I may have featured Gregory Abbott’s “Shake You Down” before. But does #drofficerock get any better? 

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Comment   01.13.12

Ear Update

Comment   1 01.13.12

Jeff Healy Band - Angel Eyes #drofficerock

Comment   01.13.12

Since I’m delirious with ear pain & meds, what better day is there to bring back #drofficerock?! Songs you heard at your Mom’s office growing up. #drofficerock

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Comment   01.13.12
Love this. Can’t wait for the brutal Bates spinoff.
thekevinmarshall:

philnoto:

John Motherf**kn Bates

HAHAHHAA. This is wonderful.

Love this. Can’t wait for the brutal Bates spinoff.

thekevinmarshall:

philnoto:

John Motherf**kn Bates

HAHAHHAA. This is wonderful.

Comment   philnoto   1478 01.12.12
I need this as a t-shirt.
catiefromatlanta:

“I just called to talk.”

I need this as a t-shirt.

catiefromatlanta:

“I just called to talk.”

Comment   catiefromatlanta   14 01.10.12
catiefromatlanta:

“You’re bringing down the race.”

catiefromatlanta:

“You’re bringing down the race.”

Comment   catiefromatlanta   5 01.10.12

If you don’t think you can change the world in 2012, you’re oh so fucking wrong. Right, Eric Clapton & Babyface?

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Comment   1 12.31.11