Jason Gore

Writer. Comedian.
@sonicdork.

Let’s just label exactly what this is for.

"Annie Clark. From the Vincents?"


Buff!! Long day but team tardis smashed it again. #DoctorWho this season is gonna be a #corker! (x)

Damn. I was hoping someone would surprise us at the BBC America upfront tonight.

Buff!! Long day but team tardis smashed it again. #DoctorWho this season is gonna be a #corker! (x)

Damn. I was hoping someone would surprise us at the BBC America upfront tonight.

(Source: doctorwho)

One of the best songs this year - SO FAR!

(Source: Spotify)

threecomicsaweek:


twiststreet:

Expendables 3:  Tossing your salad and scrambling all of your eggs.

sonicdork alert!


OH MY GOD. What is his character the movie director of a fictional Expendables film?

threecomicsaweek:

twiststreet:

Expendables 3:  Tossing your salad and scrambling all of your eggs.

sonicdork alert!

OH MY GOD. What is his character the movie director of a fictional Expendables film?

News crews (and a FedEx truck) out in front of Ed Sullivan after Letterman’s retirement announcement.

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My fantastic wife, Kristen Bartlett, has made it to the Final Four of TweetMadness, cheekily dubbed, the #FF4. She needs your vote! Please log in with your Twitter account at http://tweetmadness.org.vote and vote for kristencheeks!

Ultron sad.

georgelucastalkshow:

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW returns this Saturday!

March 29th • 11pm • Producers Club (358 West 44th Street)

(Admission is FREE but George Lucas and Jar-Jar Binks WILL beg you for money, as George lost over 100 dollars by going massively over budget on the first show.)

This month’s guests:

(Last month’s warm-up comedian, Patrick Cotnoir, has been replaced this month by the very funny Alex Song.) 

The video above is a “highlight reel” featuring clips and behind-the-scenes footage from last month’s debut show. I hope you will watch it and that it will influence your decision to attend our second show. When Carson Daly steps down from Last Call with Carson Daly and we assume the third slot in NBC’s late night line-up, you can tell your friends that you were there when it all began.

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW
created by Connor Ratliff & Shaun Diston
directed by Peter Sherer

Join the Facebook event and follow @GLucasTalkShow on Twitter for exclusive jokes written by George Lucas.

(via patrickcotnoir)

thecomicscomic:

FX orders Billy Crystal’s The Comedians to series
13 episodes debut in 2015
Co-starring Josh Gad, Stephanie Weir, Matt Oberg and Megan Ferguson

Well this sounds like a nightmare.

thecomicscomic:

FX orders Billy Crystal’s The Comedians to series

13 episodes debut in 2015

Co-starring Josh Gad, Stephanie Weir, Matt Oberg and Megan Ferguson

Well this sounds like a nightmare.

(via laughterkey)

The Truth Behind Tweet Madness

To Whom It May Concern,

Friends. I’m writing this letter as a concerned participant in the “Tweet Madness" competition. I’m here to blow the whistle on clear NTAA violations (National Twitter Athletic Association). I can no longer stay silent as this twisted pun competition disgraces this great world of ours. I’ve outlined the offenses below.

1.) My match was rigged. Kurt Guenther and Dan Glaser encouraged me to throw my game with Jesse Neil, in exchange for a prosciutto and provolone sandwich. I am so ashamed to say that I agreed to this humiliating deal. I took the sandwich and tweeted a lackluster tweet, one that does not represent the quality of my usual whimsical remarks. I am embarrassed that I let down all 4441 of my loyal followers.

2.) My sources have confirmed examples of illegal recruitment. @VacationJason is a character and not a real person, therefore unable to compete in the NTAA. @thejoshpatten has been playing Twitter for well over four years. Are we supposed to pretend that he hasn’t yet gone pro? 

3.) Even my own wife’s match was rigged … FOR HER TO WIN. Are we all really sitting here thinking that her tweet about a Garth Brooks song is better than tighter, more topical humor? I am so disappointed in @KristenCheeks right now, I may never trust her again.

Tweet Madness has no respect for the NTAA and everything it stands for—giving amateur tweeters a chance to play on a national stage, while also maintaining a 2.0 GPA at their day jobs.

Shame on you, Tweet Madness. SHAME ON YOU. But thank you for the delicious sandwich.

Yep.
Guys, I think I found Courtney Love. 

Tweet Madness 2014

HEY! Voting is live! Vote for my tweet! Win happiness! 

Now there’s a shirt.